Two Trees and a Woodpecker

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by yetiman, Feb 7, 2012.

  1. yetiman

    yetiman Member

    Dec 27, 2011
    Mayfield, KY
    Two tall trees , a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
    small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
    birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says
    he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
    that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
    neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
    best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
  2. GunNut89

    GunNut89 New Member

    Jan 10, 2012
    hahaahaahaha thats so dumb but funny

  3. DixieLandMan

    DixieLandMan Member

    Oct 18, 2011
    This was my mother-in-law's favorite joke. God speed Momma Syl.
  4. mranum

    mranum Member

    Jul 18, 2011
    Central WI
    Yup, cleanest dirty joke ever.
  5. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

    Mar 6, 2011
  6. Curtis R

    Curtis R New Member

    Jan 25, 2012
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