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  1. glocknut

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    TOP 10 REASONS WHY CYBER SEX IS BETTER

    10. If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier
    then changing your real name.
    9. Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional.
    8. If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to
    a keyboard.
    7. You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing
    yourself.
    6. Viagra! Who needs Viagra?
    5. Your partner could have more of a personality than your
    inflatable friends.
    4. Three words: No shotgun weddings.
    3. All guys look like George Clooney and all women like
    Pamela Anderson.
    2. They never have to know you live in your parents basement.
    1. If you catch a virus, only your computer dies.
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