United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

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  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a
    new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
    United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


    THE PICTURE DIDN'T COME THRU .......I'D SWEAR THOSE WERE TEXAS BOYS!

    These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Iraq and will be given only the
    following facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday .

    Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
  2. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

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    im going to sign up right now!!!
  3. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    They passed through here on their way to Iraq, and were kind enough to pose for this picture:

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    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Bubba, who trailed in a bit later -

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  5. Tom Militano

    Tom Militano New Member

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    Where did you get the picture of my brothers in law? The lone one isn't a brother in law, the truck is to new. One of them is missing from the first picture. He's probably worn out from sleeping all day and has to take a nap.
  6. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    He is on a beer run -
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    That's a distinct possibility.
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