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Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by killbuck, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

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    Don't know if this is true or not but I like it.
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    One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humor are always in the right place!

    T. B. Bechtel, a City councilor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.

    His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

    HIS STATEMENT:

    'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian, American or Canadian life, then I have only three things to say,'

    'Red is positive,
    Black is negative, and
    Make sure his nuts are wet.'
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    petesusn New Member

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    True or not, I like it.
  3. Maximilian II

    Maximilian II New Member

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    First laugh all day! Thanks!
  4. Helix_FR

    Helix_FR Active Member

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    WOW, that'll make em think twice. 72 virgins are no fun when your junk is dust.
  5. Lori Mick

    Lori Mick New Member

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  6. Alpo

    Alpo Well-Known Member

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    >will save just one Australian, American or Canadian life<

    I don't believe it. Now, if it just said Australian, I might. I just can't see a pissed-off politician listing more than his own country.
  7. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

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    Excellent!!:D
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    BUY THAT MAN A DRINK!!!!! The best I've heard.
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    Zap! ZAP! ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D
  11. EddieS1967

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    True, but just think of the humiliation this is going to save all the billy goats from:eek::eek::eek:
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