".....UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD, RAGHEAD"!!!!

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    The Aisle Seat


    Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat


    and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.



    Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.



    After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling


    in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a Coke.'





    'Don't get up,' said the Marine. 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'





    As soon as he left,
    one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it.




    When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks


    good. I'd really like one too.'





    Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.





    While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it.





    When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.





    As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew


    immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors,


    'Why does it have to be this way?'


    'How long must this go on?'

    'This fighting between our nations?'


    'This hatred?'

    'This animosity?'

    'This spitting on shoes and pissing in Cokes?'



    THE FEW


    THE PROUD


    THE MARINES.
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