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Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    Ole Svenson vas valking home late at night and sees a voman in the shadow.

    "Tventy dollar," she vhispers.

    Now Ole had never been with a hooker before, but he decides, Vut the hell, it's only twenty buck.

    So, Dey hide in da bushes and are "Reaching for Valhalla" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them . . it's a police officer!!

    "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

    "I are mak'n love ta my vife!" Ole answers indignantly.

    "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

    "Vell," Ole says, "Neider did I, 'til you shined dat damn light in her face!"
    :p :cool:
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    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    What a Revoltin' development dat was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. pickenup

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    Anything I would say to this...WOULD be used against me. :eek:
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    :eek: :) :D :) :) :D :) DANG IT I GOT A HEADACHE NOW
  7. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    dat's a k,nee-slappa :eek: :D
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