Variations on Murphy's Law

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    Variations On Murphy's Law


    1. The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a
    urologist.

    2. The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people,
    they have nothing to lose.

    3. The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the
    tiger starves last.

    4. The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you
    had better let him lead.

    5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When putting cheese in a
    mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

    6. The Law of Motivation: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is
    faster.

    7. Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you
    look.

    8. Wailer's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't
    have to do it himself.

    9. Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be
    evenly distributed.

    10. Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work
    in the past tense.

    11. Conway's Law: In any organization there is one person who
    knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

    12. Iron Law of Distribution: Them that has, gets.

    13. Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There is always one more bug.

    14. Law of Drunkenness: You can't fall off the floor.

    15. Heeler's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.

    16. Osborne's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.

    17. Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite
    government program.

    18. Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way
    programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came
    along would have destroyed civilization.
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