Ventriloquist and the Indian Chief

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  1. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    This is the story of Bob, who after spending time learning to be a ventriloquist, visited his old boyhood N/A friend who had become Chief of his tribe. The Chief is walking Bob around the area, showing off his land and possessions, when Bob decides to have some fun with him, who knows nothing of ventriloquism.
    First, the Chief shows off his cattle.
    Bob: "Chief, do you ever talk to your bull?"
    Chief: "Bull no talk!"
    Bob: "I bet you never even tried! Bull, what do you think of the Chief?"
    Bull: "He gives me plenty of water, green grass, and keeps lots of cows around for me. I like the Chief!"
    Chief: "Hmmm!"
    Now they come to the Chiefs horse.
    Bob: "Chief, do you ever talk to your horse?"
    Chief: "Horse no talk!"
    Bob: "I bet you never even tried! Horse, what do you think of the Chief?"
    Horse: "He gives me plenty of food and water, paints me up when we go into battle, and keeps me supplied with mares. I like the Chief!"
    Chief: "Hmmm!"
    Bob next notices the Chiefs sheep.
    Bob: "Chief, do you ever talk to your sheep?"
    Chief: "Sheep lie!"
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm still laughing! :D



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