Virus warning...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by glocknut, Jul 8, 2007.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    Virus warning - this one could be nasty!!!

    If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do
    Not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
    Erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything
    On disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes
    On ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws
    Up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to
    Scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto
    Dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into
    Your fish tank.

    IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

    It will drink ALL your beer.

    FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

    It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
    Expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
    Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows
    95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair
    Dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only
    Remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it
    Will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

    WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.

    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, your right
    Leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks
    That will ignite the person nearest you.

    Send this warning to everyone!!!

    THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 174
    Million people are having S*X!!! And look at you . . . You're on the
    Bloody computer!!!!



    Folks...i finally got it figured out that this warning was a hoax when the original author made the assumption that by sitting in front of the computer automaticly excludes someone from being one of the 174 million.... :D

    I figured I'd pass this along anyway.... LOL

    mike
    gn
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