>Ever wonder how some folks get into public office, well read on, these are >the stories of the people who elected them.............. > >Subject: These People Voted! > > > Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his > >old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: > >"Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the > >fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He > >eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It > >looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for > >sale $50". The next day someone stole it. > > Caution! . . . . . . . . . . . . . .These people Vote! > > ======= > > While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent > >which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun > >waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the > >North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and > >has for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up > >with that stuff". . . . . . . . > > She ALSO votes! > > ========== > > I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One > >day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center > >was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 > >days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time? "Wanting > >to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" > > . . . . . . . . .He ALSO votes! > > ========== > > My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when > >we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the > >sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a > >convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was >moving" > > . . . . . . . . She ALSO votes! > > ========== > > My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut > >through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk > > . . . . . . . . . My sister ALSO votes! > > ========== > > My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases > >were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The > >cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% > > discount . . . . . . . He ALSO votes! > > ========== > > I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose > >ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the > >chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a > >person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way > >the head is turned > > . . . . . . . . . . . My friend ALSO votes! > > ========= > > I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went > >to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never > >showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained > >professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, > > "has your plane arrived yet? ". > > . . . . . . . . SHE ALSO votes! > > ========= > > While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small > >pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would > >like it cut into 4 pieces or 6 He thought about it for some time before > >responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough >to eat 6 > > . . . . . . . . . . Yep, he votes too. > > ========= > > Now you know who elects the politicians!