Voters

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  1. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    :eek: >Ever wonder how some folks get into public office, well read on, these are
    >the stories of the people who elected them..............
    >
    >Subject: These People Voted!
    >
    > > Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his
    > >old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
    > >"Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the
    > >fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He
    > >eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It
    > >looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for
    > >sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
    > > Caution! . . . . . . . . . . . . . .These people Vote!
    > > =======
    > > While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
    > >which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
    > >waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
    > >North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and
    > >has for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up
    > >with that stuff". . . . . . . .
    > > She ALSO votes!
    > > ==========
    > > I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
    > >day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
    > >was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
    > >days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time? "Wanting
    > >to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific"
    > > . . . . . . . . .He ALSO votes!
    > > ==========
    > > My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when
    > >we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
    > >sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
    > >convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
    >moving"
    > > . . . . . . . . She ALSO votes!
    > > ==========
    > > My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut
    > >through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk
    > > . . . . . . . . . My sister ALSO votes!
    > > ==========
    > > My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
    > >were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
    > >cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%
    > > discount . . . . . . . He ALSO votes!
    > > ==========
    > > I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
    > >ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
    > >chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a
    > >person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way
    > >the head is turned
    > > . . . . . . . . . . . My friend ALSO votes!
    > > =========
    > > I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went
    > >to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
    > >showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
    > >professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
    > > "has your plane arrived yet? ".
    > > . . . . . . . . SHE ALSO votes!
    > > =========
    > > While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small
    > >pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would
    > >like it cut into 4 pieces or 6 He thought about it for some time before
    > >responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
    >to eat 6
    > > . . . . . . . . . . Yep, he votes too.
    > > =========
    > > Now you know who elects the politicians!
  2. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

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    Good one dude
  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    It really proves that brain power is totally lacking.....
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    inplanotx New Member

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    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

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    It is truely sad that so much of this is true :(
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    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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  7. henry0reilly

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    This is a really old joke, I heard it as early as 1980, but it's not necessarily untrue that a person would be more comfortable eating the same amount of pizza cut into fewer slices.
  8. BobMcG

    BobMcG Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Excellent! :D

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