Warpig's vacation

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    AGunguy
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    (11/2/02 7:48:53 pm)
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    Warpig finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself
    on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, until the
    boat sank. He found himself on the shore of an island with no other
    people, no supplies ... nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about
    four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman
    he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks her, "Where
    did you come from? How did you get here?" She replied, "I rowed from the
    other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank."
    "Amazing," he says.

    "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you." "Oh, this?"
    replied the woman. "I made the row boat out of raw material I found on the
    island; the oars were whittled from gum tree branches; I wove the bottom
    from palm branches; and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

    "But, where did you get the tools?" "Oh, that was no problem," replied the
    woman. "On The south side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of
    alluvial rock exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my
    kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools and used
    the tools to make the hardware. "The guy is stunned. "Let's row over to my
    place, " she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a
    small wharf. As the man looks on to shore, he nearly falls out of the boat.
    Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue
    and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp
    rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the
    house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call It home. Sit down
    please; would you like to have a drink?" "No, no thank you," says, still
    dazed. "Can't take any more coconut juice." "It's not coconut juice," the
    woman replies. "I have a still, how about a Pina-Colada?" Trying to hide
    his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to
    talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm
    going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a
    shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet."

    No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in
    the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a
    Hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside of a swivel mechanism.

    "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?" When he returns, she greets
    him wearing nothing but vines-strategically positioned and smelling faintly
    of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she
    begins, suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a
    really long time. You've been lonely.

    There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something
    you've been longing for all these months? You know..." She stares into his
    eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing "You mean...?", he swallows
    excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes,"..... You have a motorcycle
    here too!"


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    (11/3/02 11:54:19 am)
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    Yar Da Pig WOOD say dat!!

    warpig883
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    And my wife has been bugging me to go on a cruise for the last couple years.



    I see only one thing











    SS Minnow


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    (11/4/02 4:46:07 pm)
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    OK Piggy, would you be the Professor, Skipper, T Howel the III, or Gilligan?

    Hey, Bin Lauden, our women can kick you butt!






    Edited by: shooter22 at: 11/4/02 4:46:50 pm

    warpig883
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    I want to be Mary Ann


    shooter22
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    SLUT!

    Hey, Bin Lauden, our women can kick you butt!






    warpig883
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    and a cheap easy one at that
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