Watch out for Joe.....

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by muley, Feb 21, 2006.

  1. muley

    muley New Member

    Aug 5, 2004
    Far North Cal
    Dorothy and Edna two "senior" widows, are talking at the local coffee

    Dorothy: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . I know that you
    went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him
    before I give him my answer."

    Edna: "Well . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
    punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and
    he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and
    what's there but a luxury car . . a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and
    Then he takes me out for dinner. . a marvelous dinner - lobster,
    champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show . . .
    let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died
    from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns
    into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress
    and has his way with me.... two times!" :eek:

    Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . so you are t elling me I shouldn't go
    out with him?" :confused:

    Edna: "No, no, no . I'm just saying, wear an old dress." :D :D

  2. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

    Laughed out loud at that one. :D :D
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