WE GOT A SENIOR CENTER........

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  1. rooter

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    Subject: Senior Center
    Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
    I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
    She said "are you nuts? You're 76 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes again?"
    I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
    She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
    I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
    Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
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