We want a Divorce.

Discussion in 'The Constitutional & RKBA Forum' started by zfk55, Jun 21, 2009.

  1. zfk55

    zfk55 New Member

    Mar 19, 2009
    Lost Prairie Montana


    American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists
    and Obama supporters, et al:

    We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this
    latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I
    know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
    generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two
    ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is
    right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk
    it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

    Here is a model separation agreement:
    Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each
    taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our
    two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be
    relatively easy! Our respective representatives can

    effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct
    and disparate tastes.

    We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are
    welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and
    war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

    You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are,
    however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to

    move all three of them).

    We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
    companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
    You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal
    aliens. We'll keep the hot
    Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles
    and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

    You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right
    to invade and hammer places that threaten us..

    You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our
    way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

    We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam,
    Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N..
    but we will no longer be paying the bill.

    We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can
    take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

    You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
    doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a

    We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem.
    I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the
    World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

    We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up
    poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our
    history, our name and our flag.

    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like
    minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just
    hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you Answer
    which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.


    John J. Wall

    Law Student and an American

    P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Barbara Streisand, &

    Jane Fonda with you.

    P. S. S.

    And we won't have to press 1 for English.


    United States of America

    Born: July 4, 1776 Died: January 20, 2009



  2. OBrien

    OBrien New Member

    May 6, 2009
    Bangor Maine
    Wow that was beautiful and very well put.

  3. Suwannee Tim

    Suwannee Tim New Member

    Feb 11, 2009
    We're keeping Florida down to Sanford. And Georgia and Alabammy. The three states of matter. Florida, Georgia and Alabammy.
  4. walien

    walien Former Guest

    May 5, 2009
    So essentially, the author wants a fascist, non-secular state where people aren't free to practice the religion they choose? I'm not sure that's such a good thing. This country was founded in a large way by people who were freeing religious repression in Europe.
  5. 45nut

    45nut Well-Known Member

    Jul 19, 2006
    Dallas, TX
    Tell me walien, how you get fascism out of the above post? Are you reading the same post I am? :confused: He's leaving the liberals to themselves so they can self destruct without taking the whole country with them. Please.......never mind.
  6. The only fascist, non-secular state the author was speaking of is the liberal one.:rolleyes:

    Another product of the liberal controlled "school" system:rolleyes:
  7. walien

    walien Former Guest

    May 5, 2009
    Do you even know what non-secular means? I'm puzzled as to why you'd think that 'liberals', since you seem to lump them all together in a collective hive mind, want a religious state? Perhaps you like single party states like Russia, North Korea, China, etc. That's more or less what the OP is advocating. Hence the fascist part.

    Also, what exactly are you referring to in terms of the "product of the liberal controlled school system"?
  8. *smile and nod*:rolleyes: