Discussion in 'The Hunting & Fishing Forum' started by Redneck, Nov 11, 2004.
Trying out for the "civilized" redneck awards
No, you look "ghey"! Just kidding Lonny, if you were wearing a tux I would offer you some Chivas!
No dents in the truck.
No duct tape on the truck (or rifle).
No NRA stickers on the windows.
The truck is way too clean.
Your hat isn't crumpled up.
Nice Doe. She'll taste good cooked up on the grill.
What type of smoke pole is that? What range did you make your harvest?
You look like a real American should.
Hell, you even look like a transportaion medium relocation technologist. Give a man a title and he let it go to his head. Looking good.
No way, Lonnie.
That does look like some real tender eating, though.
I agree with ISB on this one!!
No where near Redneck. Start with Skoal and NRA bumper stickers. That white t-shirt is way to clean to be a redneck; it needs a little tobacco juice. I don't see any engine or transmission parts in the yard. Bed of the pickup needs a few empty beer cans and oil bottles. These should give you a good start.
I don't see any Nascar stuff, so I'd have to say a resounding NO.
is that a muzzleloader??
IB alus thot 'necx drove Fods?
I wuudnt hav a Fod, eva!!!!!
I guess a true redneck wouldn't care for the plastic truck-bed liner thingymajingy.
Tires are within fender wells.....
Bumper appears stock height....
Can't really tell, but I don't see any appliances on that porch in the background.....
Not near enough Primer Red or Primer Gray showing on the truck.....
Oddly enough, no apparent rifle rack with additional weaponry displayed in the rear window....
All windows appear to be glass, no taped on trash bags, even on the houses in the back ground....
Nah, practically a city slicker as compared to these parts....
But seriously, you'll get some decent back straps off her, baste in Dale's and have a nice cook out!!
Sorry, but redneck should not be in your vocabulary. Your a Yankee, it shows true! Never heard of a PA Redneck, too far North!
you Killed Bambi............:'( i think you look like a red neck but look at me......I can't throw stones .....
Lonnie, You look fine to me! And doing your part to help "curb" the herd!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!!! Now hopefully you didn't lose any teeth with the ML recoil! GHD
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