Discussion in 'The Hunting & Fishing Forum' started by Redneck, Nov 11, 2004.
Trying out for the "civilized" redneck awards
No, you look "ghey"! Just kidding Lonny, if you were wearing a tux I would offer you some Chivas!
No dents in the truck.
No duct tape on the truck (or rifle).
No NRA stickers on the windows.
The truck is way too clean.
Your hat isn't crumpled up.
Nice Doe. She'll taste good cooked up on the grill.
What type of smoke pole is that? What range did you make your harvest?
You look like a real American should.
Hell, you even look like a transportaion medium relocation technologist. Give a man a title and he let it go to his head. Looking good.
No way, Lonnie.
That does look like some real tender eating, though.
I agree with ISB on this one!!
No where near Redneck. Start with Skoal and NRA bumper stickers. That white t-shirt is way to clean to be a redneck; it needs a little tobacco juice. I don't see any engine or transmission parts in the yard. Bed of the pickup needs a few empty beer cans and oil bottles. These should give you a good start.
I don't see any Nascar stuff, so I'd have to say a resounding NO.
is that a muzzleloader??
IB alus thot 'necx drove Fods?
I wuudnt hav a Fod, eva!!!!!
I guess a true redneck wouldn't care for the plastic truck-bed liner thingymajingy.
Tires are within fender wells.....
Bumper appears stock height....
Can't really tell, but I don't see any appliances on that porch in the background.....
Not near enough Primer Red or Primer Gray showing on the truck.....
Oddly enough, no apparent rifle rack with additional weaponry displayed in the rear window....
All windows appear to be glass, no taped on trash bags, even on the houses in the back ground....
Nah, practically a city slicker as compared to these parts....
But seriously, you'll get some decent back straps off her, baste in Dale's and have a nice cook out!!
Sorry, but redneck should not be in your vocabulary. Your a Yankee, it shows true! Never heard of a PA Redneck, too far North!
you Killed Bambi............:'( i think you look like a red neck but look at me......I can't throw stones .....
Lonnie, You look fine to me! And doing your part to help "curb" the herd!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!!! Now hopefully you didn't lose any teeth with the ML recoil! GHD
I kind of like that Go-Cart.
Why did you shoot that little dog? Get in the garbage can?
IB and others, here is my old truck, is this good enough?
The t shirt was bloody, guess it didn't show in the pic, jeans tore with "Long Johns" showing, y'all didn't see them I havent had tyhis truck long enough yet to get the proper stickers and gun rack in it (gun rack is still in the Chevy), man I really don't want to dent this truck up but if I have to I guess I can. The porch you see isnt mine but the rain gutter on my porch fell off, does that count. I also have a kennel in my yard complete with two mouthy coon hounds. There are guns under the seat of the truck and yes that is a muzzle loader(high tech one to boot, takes primers and has a scope ). I am also missing my front teeph. As far as the yankee comment, they are furhter north and east, this here part of PA is redneck/hillbilly country, to join the country club you must have a 4X4 pickup, SUVs don't count, social status is determined by tire size and you must have mud and fresh blood on that truck to be considered as an upstanding citizen, everyone here is armed including granny, our idea of a good Saturday night out os treeing more than one coon, almoisty everybody has a six pack of beer in their vehicle (which I gave up and oppose that now), due to the teepher problem I can no longer chew skoal so I am stuck with the marlboros, I married a redhead from atop the mountain and had to teach her to talk (sorry about doing that), there is also a broke down Chvy truck complete with dents and rust parked in the yard as well, NJRET has seen that truck he can verify the rustiness and dents Anyhow, I'll keep trying GHD, so far three down and more to go BTW, did you notice anything wrong with that deer? I'll tell you, I actually tagged it, felt wierd as I have never done that before hehehe.
tha pic looks normal to me! maybe i'm too redneck to notice!
Now that's more like it.
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