Well, do I look like a redneck?

Discussion in 'The Hunting & Fishing Forum' started by Redneck, Nov 11, 2004.

  1. Neil..
    I kind of like that Go-Cart.
     
  2. Why did you shoot that little dog? Get in the garbage can?
     

  3. Redneck

    Redneck New Member

    IB and others, here is my old truck, is this good enough? :D
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    The t shirt was bloody, guess it didn't show in the pic, jeans tore with "Long Johns" showing, y'all didn't see them :D I havent had tyhis truck long enough yet to get the proper stickers and gun rack in it (gun rack is still in the Chevy), man I really don't want to dent this truck up but if I have to I guess I can. The porch you see isnt mine but the rain gutter on my porch fell off, does that count. I also have a kennel in my yard complete with two mouthy coon hounds. There are guns under the seat of the truck and yes that is a muzzle loader(high tech one to boot, takes primers and has a scope :D ). I am also missing my front teeph. As far as the yankee comment, they are furhter north and east, this here part of PA is redneck/hillbilly country, to join the country club you must have a 4X4 pickup, SUVs don't count, social status is determined by tire size and you must have mud and fresh blood on that truck to be considered as an upstanding citizen, everyone here is armed including granny, our idea of a good Saturday night out os treeing more than one coon, almoisty everybody has a six pack of beer in their vehicle (which I gave up and oppose that now), due to the teepher problem I can no longer chew skoal so I am stuck with the marlboros, I married a redhead from atop the mountain and had to teach her to talk (sorry about doing that), there is also a broke down Chvy truck complete with dents and rust parked in the yard as well, NJRET has seen that truck he can verify the rustiness and dents :D Anyhow, I'll keep trying :D GHD, so far three down and more to go :D :D :D BTW, did you notice anything wrong with that deer? I'll tell you, I actually tagged it, felt wierd as I have never done that before hehehe.
     
  4. rosierita

    rosierita Active Member

    Mar 13, 2004
    South Carolina
    :D tha pic looks normal to me! maybe i'm too redneck to notice! :eek: :D
     
  5. IShootBack

    IShootBack Well-Known Member

    Sep 22, 2002
    Virginia
    SWEET RIDE

    Now that's more like it.
     
  6. Craig

    Craig New Member

    561
    Jan 1, 2003
    Central Pa.
    Lonnie:
    Tags are OK to use, as long as they came from someone else.( wife, grandma,sister, etc.) :D :D ;)
     
  7. Boomatic

    Boomatic New Member

    Aug 21, 2002
    Tulsa, OK
    See, I think a criteria that is missing is how long does the blood stay in the truck bed????

    Sound like you have a lot of good 'neck stuff goin', though. I would let you be one if you wanted too. :D