Whaling....

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  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan
    when they noticed a whaling ship.

    The male whale recognized it as the same ship
    that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

    He said to the female whale,
    "Lets both swim under the ship and
    blow out of our air holes at the same time
    and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

    They tried it and sure enough,
    the ship turned over and quickly sank.

    Soon however, the whales realized that
    the sailors had jumped overboard
    and were swimming to the safety of shore.

    The male was enraged that they
    were going to get away and told the female,

    "Let's swim after them
    and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

    At this point, he realized the
    female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

    Look", she said,

    "I went along with the blow job,
    but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."


    :D :D :D :D :D :D
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