What do you call a hooker with no legs?

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by hoser1, Jun 12, 2006.

  1. hoser1

    hoser1 New Member

    271
    Jun 7, 2006
    Ark-La-Tex
    A night crawler.
     

  2. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    I thought that was a wall hanger. :D

    Pops
     
  3. lead

    lead Well-Known Member

    May 16, 2004
    Missouri
    What do you call a girl with a wooden leg?


    Peg.


    What do you call a girl with a wooden leg that is too short?



    Eileen(I lean)

    What do you call her if she's Japanese?


    Irene
     
  4. hoser1

    hoser1 New Member

    271
    Jun 7, 2006
    Ark-La-Tex
    What do you call a swimmer with no arms or legs?
    Bob

    What do you say to a one-legged hitch-hiker?
    Hop in

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    Doesn't matter, he ain't coming to you anyway.
     
  5. lead

    lead Well-Known Member

    May 16, 2004
    Missouri
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