What does your Daddy Do?

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  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
    >for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
    >businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But little Justin was
    >being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his
    >father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
    >takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his
    >underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with
    >some guy and make love with him for money."
    >
    >The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
    >children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
    >him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He
    >works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the
    >nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in
    >front of the other kids."
    :eek: :D :D :D :D
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