What Fish ???

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  1. Shooter45

    Shooter45 *Administrator* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi
    recently with two ice chests full of fish.
    He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

    The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch
    those fish?'
    'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there
    licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

    'Pet fish?'

    'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and
    let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump
    right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

    'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

    The redneck looked at the warden for a momen t and then said,
    'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really
    works.'

    'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

    The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

    After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

    'Well, what?', says the redneck.

    The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

    'Call who back?'

    'The FISH', replied the warden!

    'What fish?', replied the redneck.
    ...

    Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers,
    but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

    You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of
    anyone retiring and moving north.
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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    Gets better every time I read it! :D:D:D:D
  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Ditto, IPT !!!!! :D :D
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