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    Smokin Guns
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    Shoot or Dont Shoot?



    Whats Your Answer?

    Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
    small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
    the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand
    is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
    reaches you and your family. What do you do?

    Kalifornia Liberal Answer:
    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
    look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring
    him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the
    kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
    of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd
    be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he
    just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on,
    could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I
    need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a
    conclusion.


    Texan Conservative Answer:
    BANG!


    Ohio'ans Answer:
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
    .... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
    Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
    think?"
    Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"



    AntiqueDr
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    Texas motto: one shot, one stop. Scumbags aren't worth the cost of extra ammo.


    IShootBack
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    two to the body, one to the head, then ask him for his death bead confession.
    Guns cause crime, like spoons made Rosie fat

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    Mr/ IShootBack

    Ya gotta reverse that mozambique ritual and make it two to the head and one to the body. That way ya don't need ta worry 'bout no confession. Ya jest tell him he shoulda left well enuff alone.







    pickenup
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    BANG

    nuff said.

    Striker14376
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    Hey, I'm a citizen of the PRK. That that back!! I think I'll react more like a Texan or and Ohio-ian. very funny though
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