What to do!!

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by rig1, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. rig1

    rig1 New Member

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    What you do when on a flight next to an annoying passenger

    1. Remove your laptop from your briefcase.

    2. Open your laptop slowly and carefully.

    3. Turn it on, turn up the sound.

    4. Make sure the passenger next to you is observing you.

    5. Access the internet.

    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, then open them looking upwards.

    7. Take a breath and open this website; http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

    8. Observe the facial expression on the person next to you.


    Have a nice flight!!!!!!!!
  2. Bobitis

    Bobitis Guest

    :D:D:D

    Um......
    No thanks....:eek:
  3. Dirtypacman

    Dirtypacman New Member

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    Observe your face getting smashed in if your next to me :p
  4. Helix_FR

    Helix_FR Active Member

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    Make sure you have a death wish when you do it. I'd snap that guys neck and be dumping his joking a$* off the plane. Hopefully we're airborn when I do it.
  5. jack404

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    ok i finally stopped laughing

    but on a plane??

    i dare anyone to do that next to me and i know i'd get off when i came to court time ,

    ( maybe not now i've seen it, i'd probably remember the URL) but supposing i hadn't..

    veteran on a air plane see's a count down time and tear the head off the joker then smashes the laptop and shoves the bits down the jokers neck stump

    a few days observation at the veterans hospital would be all that would happen i assure you
  6. Double D

    Double D Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    I dont think so.
  7. Kieran McCaig

    Kieran McCaig New Member

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    very funny,but these days I think not.
  8. Woodie

    Woodie New Member

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    OK Plane is bad BUT How about on a Bus trip to a Casino.....
  9. petesusn

    petesusn New Member

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    Same thing. I wouldn't do it.
  10. Zane71464

    Zane71464 Well-Known Member

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    That's quite a "joke" yes, lol
    BUT if I seen this happening on a flight, out of reaction I would make sure the person that did this would first DIE at the hand of an AMERICAN! Joke or no joke, that'd be a "DO NOT" on a flight.
  11. blackcat_attilio

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    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :p :D :D :D :D :D
    :rolleyes: ...what watching it on a flying plane ??? :eek:
  12. Maximilian II

    Maximilian II New Member

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    Yeah, that "annoying passenger" might also be one really nasty, well-trained fighter.

    But that IS funny. I'm just trying to come up with a way to use that which won't get me arrested.
    Last edited: Feb 10, 2010

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