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What would you do if I died?

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by cycloneman, Jan 30, 2010.

  1. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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    >
    >
    > Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading
    > when the wife looks
    > over
    >
    > at him and asks the question, "What would you do
    > if I died? Would
    >
    > you get married again?"
    >
    >
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
    >
    >
    >
    > WIFE: "Why? Don't you like being
    > married?"
    >
    >
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
    >
    >
    >
    > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you
    > remarry?"
    >
    >
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married
    > again."
    >
    >
    >
    > WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt
    > look)
    >
    >
    >
    > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
    >
    >
    >
    > WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
    >
    >
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great
    > house."
    >
    >
    >
    > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our
    > bed?"
    >
    >
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Where else would we
    > sleep?"
    >
    >
    >
    > WIFE: "Would you let her drive my
    > car?"
    >
    >
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost
    > new."
    >
    >
    >
    > WIFE: "Would you replace my picture with
    > hers?"
    >
    >
    >
    > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing
    > to do."
    >
    >
    >
    > WIFE: 'Would you give her my
    > jewelry?"
    >
    >
    >
    > HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her
    > own."
    >
    >
    >
    > WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with
    > you?"
    >
    >
    >
    > HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good
    > times."
    >
    >
    >
    > WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"
    >
    >
    >
    > HUSBAND: "No. She's
    > left-handed........"
    >
    >
    >
    > WIFE: - silence -
    >
    >
    >
    > HUSBAND: " . . . . . . . .
    > Chit."
    >
    >
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