What's your State Motto?

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  1. jestor

    jestor New Member

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    What's your State Motto?

    Alabama
    Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.
    Alaska
    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be wrong.
    Arizona
    Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
    Arkansas
    Literacy Ain't Everythang!
    California
    By 30, Our Women Have More
    Plastic Than Your Honda.
    Colorado
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
    Connecticut
    Like Massachusetts , only smaller.
    Delaware
    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
    Florida
    Ask Us About Our Grand kids
    And Our Voting Skills..
    Georgia
    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
    Hawaii
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
    Idaho
    More Than Just Potatoes.
    Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
    Illinois
    Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
    Indiana
    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
    Iowa
    We Do Amazing Things With Corn
    Kansas
    First Of The Rectangle states
    Kentucky
    Five Million People;
    Fifteen Last Names
    Louisiana
    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
    Maine
    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
    Maryland
    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
    Massachusetts
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt
    Michigan
    First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
    Minnesota
    10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
    Mississippi
    Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
    Missouri
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
    Montana
    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections
    Nebraska
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest
    Nevada
    Hookers and Poker!
    New Hampshire
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone
    New Jersey
    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
    New Mexico
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets
    New York
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right To An Attorney
    And No Right To Self Defense!
    North Carolina
    Tobacco Is A Vegetable
    North Dakota
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
    Ohio
    At Least We're Not Michigan
    Oklahoma
    Like The Play, But No Singing
    Oregon
    Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
    Pennsylvania
    Cook With Coal
    Rhode Island
    We're Not REALLY An Island
    South Carolina
    Remember The Civil War?
    Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet!
    South Dakota
    Closer Than North Dakota
    Tennessee
    Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
    Texas
    Se Hable Ingles
    Utah
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
    Vermont
    Too liberal for the Kennedys
    Virginia
    Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
    Washington
    Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
    West Virginia
    One Big Happy Family...Really!
    Wisconsin
    Come Cut the Cheese!
    Wyoming
    Where Men are Men and the Sheep are Scared. Home of Brokeback Mountain
    The District of Columbia
    The Work-Free Drug Place
  2. williamd

    williamd New Member

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    CA ... screw the little people. Long live the socilaist empire. Help bHo nationalize it. Carried out well to this day by ArnieS, NancyP, BarbaraB and DianeF.
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