When my wife leaves me unsupervised in a store.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cpttango30, Sep 30, 2012.

  1. cpttango30

    cpttango30 Guest

    This is what happens.

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  2. warbird1

    warbird1 New Member

    Apr 14, 2012
    I don't have anything...........

  3. aa1911

    aa1911 Well-Known Member

    Dec 12, 2010
    Pacific Northwest

    looks like a good time in the halloween isle....
  4. Petergunn

    Petergunn Member

    Jan 17, 2011
    ohio's northcoast
    the sunglasses look cool but I'm a RayBan man myself ;)
  5. Alpo

    Alpo Well-Known Member

    Feb 3, 2007
    NW Florida
    I'm just glad he posted the last one. I been trying to make some sense out of his avatar for a while, now. Best I could figger was a rhinoceros mask.
  6. Dennis C

    Dennis C New Member

    Oct 5, 2009
    South Dakota
    i like the one with the little mustache the best!
  7. Appliancedude

    Appliancedude Well-Known Member

    And obviously unsupervised a lot. Where you also trying on shirts, or where these all different occasions?
  8. crystalphoto

    crystalphoto Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Jul 8, 2012
    Gilbert, SC
    I don't believe I would have told that...
  9. cpttango30

    cpttango30 Guest

    All different stores and times.
  10. cpttango30

    cpttango30 Guest

    I also like spelling out words in the letter isle in Micheals but many of them are not suitable for polite company.

    I did spell out Remington 700 and Browning before.
  11. sub-moa

    sub-moa Member

    Jan 25, 2012
    I never find ANY cool stuff like that at our LOWE'S. Did U buy it or just wear it a while? BTW when we go shoping my 10 year old daughter will usually roll her eyes at me and say "Your in trouble when we get outside, I can't take you anywhere." :D
  12. graehaven

    graehaven Well-Known Member

    May 26, 2007
    Rochester, NY
    My favorite is the StrongBad one! Or, at least, it kinda looks like it. LOL :D
  13. 68c15

    68c15 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2011
    my oldest boy and I got busted for playing soccer in walmart. sporting goods is not far from the craft dept. where the wife can spend a ton of time.
  14. soundguy

    soundguy Well-Known Member

    May 8, 2012
    the pic with the sunglasses with mustache just about got my keyboard wet and a soda fountain thru the nose.. :)

    my wife will no loner leave me unatended in a store. apparrently I have a tendency to walk off to either 1, the bathroom, 2, the dvd section, or 3 the automotive or 4 the sporting goods section.

    I can usually find 1 of the 4 in any store we go to.

    She says she will turn around and I am gone.

    We can be shopping and short of time and I wil voulenteer to run over to the other end of the store to get the single item we need there and meet her back at the register and she will decline.. er actually.. refuse... decline was too mild a word.

    To pay her back.. if we go out to eat, i make sure to wear one of my zombie tshirts. I have 4-5 of them that all say something like 'zombie survival team leader' 'zombie response team' etc.. we usually get sat int he back away from other customers... my wife blames that onthe zombie tshirts, the quickly grey-ing beard and the doo-rag ;)
  15. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    If ya can't have a little fun now, and then, why keep living?
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