Where do redhaired babies come from?

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  1. berto64

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    After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."



    "Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."



    "It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations."



    Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this, How often do you have sex?"



    The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."


    "Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."
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    Not bad, Berto. I like that one!!!!!!!!!

    However, when I was growing up I was always told that there had to be an Irishman somewhere back there......

    :D :D
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    HEY NOW!!!!!!!!! I'm a redhead and PROUD of it baby! Gotta love the Irish! We're...

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  4. Hmmmm, I wonder if that characteristic derives from the red hair or that wonderful whiskey the Irish make? :D ;)
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    The magically delicious characteristic?? hehe...I'll leave that one alone except to say I'll let the lovers and/or past lovers of redheads answer that one...:D
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    Definitely 'Magically Delicious'! Then they're hell to live with if they don't get their way.... But we have a great son outta the deal, still can't live with her tho.
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    ROFL! Yep...sounds about right!
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