Which Generation chuckle

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Marlin, Mar 16, 2006.

  1. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Mudge had posted this on Mauser and I just couldn't resist stealing it !!!!!!_______________________________________________________________

    A very self-important college freshman at a recent football game, took
    it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why
    it was impossible for the older generation to understand his own.

    "You grew up in a different, actually almost primitive, world," the
    student said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "We young people
    today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars...

    We even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing .and uh....."

    Taking advantage of a pause for breath in the student's litany, the
    "wizened" one said,

    "You're right, Son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so WE invented them...... you arrogant little
    sh*thead!!

    Now......what are YOU doing for the NEXT generation??"

    I love senior citizens....possibly because I ARE one. [​IMG]
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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    Ain't dat da troot! :D :D :D
  3. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    :) that's why there are so many enrolled in college, they need the education! :)
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