White Trash Party Food Ideas

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  1. 45nut

    45nut Active Member

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    I'm going to throw a white trash party and need some ideas on food to serve. I have some ideas, but thought y'all would like to join in the fun and help with ideas of your own.

    Spam Kabobs
    Fried Spam plain or with Velveeta in sandwiches
    Mac & cheese
    Chicken Spaghetti
    Frito Chili Pie
    Chips & dips (the cheap ones already made up)
    Little Smokie’s in BBQ
    Vienna Sausages wrapped in cheese
    Totino’s Pizza
    Pizza Rolls
    Grapefruit Ball - w/ Spam, cheese & Vienna Sausages on tooth picks
    Beanie Weenie
    Cheese Whiz & saltines
    Sardines & Crackers
    Twinkies
    Ding Dongs
    Pigs in a blanket
    Fried Bologna sandwiches
    Peanut Butter & Banana sandwiches
    Pork Rinds, naturally, the hot ones
    Veg-All Casserole (veg-all casserole: two cans of veg-all, drained, mixed with a few chunks of velveeta and topped with Ritz cracker crumbs mixed with melted butter


    Saucy Twist Pork Dish
    Worth it for the name alone.
    4 oz uncooked corkscrew-shaped macaroni (that would be known as “rotini” to most people in the world)
    1/2 c. finely chopped onion
    1/2 cup chopped green pepper
    1 T. butter or margarine
    1 can (12 oz) pork luncheon meat, cut into cubes (this would be your SPAM, which apparently is the only company


    Any ideas for me???
  2. pinecone70

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    The crowning glory of a white trash table would have to be a possum cooked whole, with a crab apple in its mouth. I'm not sure of the availability of those critters in your area though, but you could probably form one out of SPAM and brown it up in the oven....:D
  3. navis128

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    I'm nauseous just reading it...

    How 'bout some Pepto?

    Opossum is Hillbilly - not White Trash - you shouldn't insult the hillbillies!

    Armadillo may be more appropriate, but we do have a lot of Opossum down in our neck.
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  4. jack404

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    white trash ?? educate me here please folks ?? i thought white trash only ate burgers and fries and such fast food

    never cooked nuthing , maybe nuked a few things but thats about it or have i missed a lot in my travels across the US of A

    if these folks aint white trash what are they ?? besides future coronary care patients??
  5. navis128

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    Don't know where my explanation went...

    I called a black man white trash once...p!$$ed him off more than if I would have called him a...

    White trash...buy beer and cigarettes before they'll buy groceries for their trailer with wall to wall garbage that they don't mind their children living in...and they always have trash in the yard. Now a couple of cars on blocks can be just redneck, but a redneck isn't necessarily white trash although white trash can also be redneck.

    Here's an example. A couple that were "acquaintances" lived by me for a couple of months. They moved, I moved. Months and months later they actually found where I lived and came over to my house and asked if they could take a shower etc. All the while they were scratching their skin raw! When I told them I was on my way out they told me they'd be sure to lock up for me. When I said no they looked at me indignant and offended. I told them if they would just hold down a job, the could take care of themselves and their urchin child.
  6. cycloneman

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    did you have bean dip.

    oreos
    squeese cheese

    i have to look back at your list. fear not i have contacted a professional food mixer of sorts. give him some time and he may chim in.

    i think this is a funny thread.
  7. navis128

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    Well cycloneman...you sure need to laugh!

    Y'all holdin' up? Hear the Mr. Jindahl told OBLABA to F-off and they're building the sand bars. That's good news. Bummer about the Brown Pelican though.

    Looked on the internet for a response or remediation position...they are just wanting locals, but they're just standing around with plastic trashbags and their tyvek tied around their waist...I don't get it?
  8. Alpo

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    How about a hot-dog crown roast. Fill it with chili.

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  9. navis128

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    That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen - food wise -
  10. cycloneman

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    yep i laughing for a change.

    have you seen the latest videos. oil is gushing like never before.
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    Cheetos, gotta have Cheetos.
  12. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

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    I love you all but you are just starting to learn the fine arts of redneck / white trash / hillbilly cooking.

    Red peanut butter
    potted meat and horseradish with mayo
    fig preserves with toast and PBR beer
    Pickled pig feet and hot sauce ( home made not that store stuff)
    cantaloupe with crushed red peppers on it
    watermelon with miracle whip
    potted meat gravy over rice with some fried animal of some kind
    Wild roasted pig tails and tongues dipped in Habanero sauce
    These are just the starters I will get back to you later with some main dishes.
    :D
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    Ok, I just figured out I'm not as much of a redneck as I thought...excuse me plee....
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    Squeeze Cheeze is good but the stuff in a spray can is the only way to go!:D
  15. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

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    Fried mullet gizzards dipped in oyster sauce is dang good also
    Another good dish is fried salmon livers dipped in a little ketchup ( not Heinze )
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