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    An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the
    sun rise.
    He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his
    arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

    Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."

    Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

    Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens."

    Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken
    wire!"

    Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

    That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's
    surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about
    30 chickens caught in it.

    Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he
    sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.

    Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

    Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."

    Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

    Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."

    Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck
    tape!"

    Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

    That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old
    man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck
    tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.

    Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying
    what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.

    Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

    Boy says "It's a pussy willow."

    Old man says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat"



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    I'm coming, so wait for me. Got to get my rubbers
















    Might be rainin ya know













    Don't blame yourself or anyone else for your mistakes or ideals. BLAME PRESIDENT BUSH. Edited by: warpig883 at: 12/23/02 1:36:30 pm


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    Hold On!! WAIT UP!!

    I'm commin, jest let me set the speed dial on my wheel chair up as far as it'll go.

    ruffitt




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    Hey ruffit, Im' getting too old to chase. I am gonna hide till they get back and ambush them. I'm thinkin we got enough buddits that we can get them when they come by. You with me?

    Hey, Bin Laden, our women can kick you butt!






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    Yer durn rite, shooter22. That'll be a lot easier than tryin to chase em down with my wheel chair.

    What side of the road do you wanat?

    ruffitt

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    YAR! Reminds of the story about the old bull and the young bull standing at the top of the hill.......but y'all know that one

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