Why Italians pass their handguns down through the family.

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  1. jestor

    jestor New Member

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    An old Italian man is dying.
    He calls his grandson to his bedside... "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.

    Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...

    Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
  2. 199er

    199er New Member

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    Thank you sir.............my I have another!!
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  4. blackcat_attilio

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    LOL!!!!


    ...maybe is reality......;) :D :D :D
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