Why Italians pass their handguns down through the family.

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by jestor, Aug 10, 2010.

  1. jestor

    jestor New Member

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    Aug 18, 2009
    Mississippi
    An old Italian man is dying.
    He calls his grandson to his bedside... "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.

    Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...

    Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
     
  2. 199er

    199er New Member

    627
    May 5, 2010
    Columbia SC
    Thank you sir.............my I have another!!
     

  3. blackcat_attilio

    blackcat_attilio Member

    558
    Dec 16, 2009
    Northern Italy
    LOL!!!!


    ...maybe is reality......;) :D :D :D
     
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