Why Men Don't Write Advise Columns

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dons2346, Nov 28, 2009.

  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member

    "ASK MIKE"

    Dear Mike,
    I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
    husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a
    mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
    halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

    When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the
    neighbors daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter
    is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke
    down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six
    months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job
    six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
    worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he
    has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I
    can't get through to him anymore..

    Can you please help?



    Dear Sheila:
    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
    variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris
    in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the
    intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these
    approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is
    faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

    I hope this helps,

  2. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    So, what's your point. Everything seems to be good advice.
  3. wabryan1

    wabryan1 New Member

    Jan 1, 2008
    Western Colorado
    Check the fuel gauge.
  4. Double D

    Double D Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jul 16, 2009
    North Florida
    Probably need a new car.
  5. Lone Wolf

    Lone Wolf New Member

    Oct 2, 2009
    Columbus Ohio
    Its been a while since I've laughed that hard. Thanks. By the way, looks like problem solved
  6. 308 at my gate

    308 at my gate New Member

    Dec 6, 2008
    Lost in SW USA.
    That was good. I read it out loud to my wife I knew she would get a kick out that.
  7. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    So tell us, did she kick you?

  8. 308 at my gate

    308 at my gate New Member

    Dec 6, 2008
    Lost in SW USA.
    No she did not kick me but she did get have a good laugh.
  9. Rugermanws

    Rugermanws Active Member

    May 18, 2009
    Pittsburgh Pa
    I consider that a good answer being somewhat mechanically inclined. Now lets get back to the 22 year old neighbor, LOL.
  10. Yeah, where are the pics? :D
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