Why O Why...do the birds have to....

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Jan 2, 2010.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Why O Why do the birds with sick stomachs have to doo doo on MY CAR???
    I swear it looks like they've been chugging power drinks and cranberries by the caseload!!!!

    Constipated these birds are not......

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  2. Lotsdragon

    Lotsdragon New Member

    Apr 5, 2009
    Potosi, Mo
    LOL prolly left over poke berries! You can imagine why they are named POKE.................

  3. ponycar17

    ponycar17 Active Member

    Feb 17, 2005
    South Carolina
    Only you and God know how you came up with that description... :p
  4. Bobitis

    Bobitis Guest

    Because they love you:confused:
  5. Suwannee Tim

    Suwannee Tim New Member

    Feb 11, 2009
    Someone has probably trained them to leave residue on your car. One of your new neighbors perhaps.
  6. ysacres

    ysacres Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 10, 2001
    Wazzu WA
    Have U tired strategically placing 10 or 12 plastic pink flamingos around your car.:D

    That should scare em:eek:

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  7. 22WRF

    22WRF Well-Known Member

    May 10, 2004
    Put one of those fake owls on your car :D
  8. Slabsides

    Slabsides Member

    Jul 22, 2009
    L.A. (Lower Alabama)
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  9. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Thanks, i have a talent for that kind of work. A further example of my work was one time i blew my nose a few hours after a nosebleed episode and the green and yellow mixture with a splash of blood made it look like what you would imagine an aborted mouse fetus would look like.....
    And.... Back in the quarrying days.... i left many supersiized imitations of chewed bubble gum, pinecones, and oversized asparagus tips at the treeline......

    I can paint a mentall image more clear than the real thing. I can enlarge it....shrink it....or change it to anything i desire. Yes, my mind is.....THE TWILIGHT ZONE :D:D:D:D

    ...or an out of stater?

    That just might work. I aint doing the flamingo thing!!!! :D

    Trying to download a youtube while on low signal out here in the country is next to impossible. I will try to remember next time im in town...
  10. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Oh noooo....me have been BANISHED????

    Oh well....at least i can still sit here slouching in my computer chair...warming the ol basketballs up by passing hot air..... :D:D:D:D

  11. Suwannee Tim

    Suwannee Tim New Member

    Feb 11, 2009
    Kicked to the Pump House! I love it!
  12. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
  13. Trouble 45-70

    Trouble 45-70 New Member

    GN, you have not been splattered until you have been nailed by a pelican. Guy where I used to work got hit on the rear quarter panel, diagonally across the car to the opposite front fender. roughly 6 inches wide plus runny drippings. You have to wash it off right away as it will attack and stain the paint. Then about a week later he got hit again, but not as bad, along with 3 other cars in that blast.
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