Why Sharks Circle

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by killbuck, Sep 24, 2011.

  1. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

    Why Sharks Circle Before Attacking


    Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship ...

    "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

    "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."

    And they did.

    "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."

    And they did.

    "Now we eat everybody."

    And they did.

    When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

    His wise father replied, "Because they taste better after you scare the **** out of them.."

    Now you know...
     
  2. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

    Mar 6, 2011
    Iowa
    I LOVE it!!!!:lmao2:
     

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    watsisname Member

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    Apr 10, 2011
    Oklahoma
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