Wife offs husband

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by savage170, May 17, 2012.

  1. savage170

    savage170 Member

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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide.."

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband.."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"


    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.


    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
  2. GraveYardMan56

    GraveYardMan56 New Member

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    I like justifiable murder jokes!
  3. geds

    geds New Member

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    There's something creepy about that comment and your name....:eek:


    Welcome to the TFF tho!
  4. Little Rooster

    Little Rooster New Member

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    There could have been a warning to swallow your drink first.
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