WOMEN .....

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  1. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Well-Known Member

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    WOMEN


    A real woman is a man's best friend.
    She will never stand him up and never let him down.
    She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
    comfort him after a bad day.

    She will inspire him to do things he never thought he
    could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
    She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and
    give in to his most intimate desires.

    She will make sure he always feels as though he's the
    most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the
    most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

    No, wait . . . Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that stuff .

    Never mind.
  2. nynomad

    nynomad Member

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    Too funny!
  3. skullfr

    skullfr New Member

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    good one
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