Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ibtrukn, Feb 7, 2006.

  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

    May 13, 2001
    central N.J.
    > A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his
    > boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
    > He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming
    > when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the
    > water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
    > The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
    > The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss
    > me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
    > I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have
    > dreamed of."
    > The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked
    > it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
    > Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I
    > said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you
    > have never had."
    > He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my
    > age I'd rather have a talking frog." :cool:

  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002