XXXX Island is OPEN!!!!!

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  1. jack404

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    thats great. hope the towelies dont try to take it over
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    Where's the shooting range???? well, I suppose XXXX and firearms probably isn't a wise choice ;):D

    They could have shelia's serving the XXXX and assisting on the golf course though !
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    I like the size of those beer kegs.
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    That's one of the dumbest things I have ever see.
  6. jack404

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    low testosterone eh ?

    thats ok have a few beers and realise the aussies are a bit different

    getting away fishing that part of the world with some mates ( no shiela's) is a good thing

    and 50 groups of blokes get to enjoy it each year just by buying a box of beer and sending in the entry

    i reckon thats a way better deal than advertising BS like drink this and the girlies will flock to you ( like some US beer being marketed here )

    as if .. ;)
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  7. JLA

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    Awesome Jack.
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    Oh no Jack. We have AXE body spray for guys. And the girls just jump ya. Even makes nuns shed their habits.
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    we had that one different name

    sad to say i'm no metro sexual type

    sunlight soap or home made does me but i do shower a couple times a day

    skinning and scraping pelts stinks

    solvol and scrubbing brush if i been working on the truck or similar

    never needed anything else but then again i've never really had the girlies throw themselves at me

    too late now i reckon
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    Thats ite Jack. i have found that women want the good lookin bad boys whil ethey are young and worthless to a man.. Then when they grow up a little and mature and become a useful companion they appreciate a hard working man regardless of looks..

    When we were younger and Beck and I went out shed always get all the looks and comments. Now, 10 years later, the comments are mine as I hold down 2 jobs and help support a large family.
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    ??????????????????????????
    Hmmmmm.....:confused:
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    I'm in Jack.
    Permanent residence ?
    Are they hiring ? I'll work for free.
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    different folks different strokes

    up there they get these fish called Golden Trevally 30 kilos of explosives and scales and teeth getting one of these onto a beach is great fun , but does attract the sharks so getting them in in one piece is a real trick for the second and following fish
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    do like we all do , by a case of XXXX send in the label with you and 3 mates names and if your chasen you go , and its all free ( I think you gotta be in Oz to play they state they'll fly you from anywhere in Oz)

    they drop you off with supplies and a radio and leave you for a week ( but theres a medical station 6 islands over about 7 miles straight line ... got a hassle they'll come get ya and if needed fly you to hospital on the mainland )

    and it happens every week and they've commited to 10 years so they should be able to get a few folks through the place
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    This kinda place is gona attract men that are wealthy, work hard and play hard.

    We have an international tarpon rodeo in Grand Isle. Boats from all over the world show up and its a 4 day non stop party and everything and anything goes. Not uncommon to see totally nude women on the boats.

    An Island like this will have to truck in women at least red light women or you will end up with a gay island. Thats just my thought.

    I like the idea. I would move there and run the house of ill repute. I need a career change and lots of cold beer and good fishing just feet away. ;)
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