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Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ibtrukn, Jul 18, 2003.

  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

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    > 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING S*X?
    > (because they are plugged into a genius)
    >
    > 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING F*REPLAY?
    > (they don't have enough time)
    >
    > 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SP*RM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    > (they don't stop to ask directions)
    >
    > 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    > ( because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
    >
    > 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    > (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
    >
    > 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    > (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
    >
    > 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    > (don't know... it never happened)
    >
    > (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
    >
    > 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    > (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
    >
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