Ya Gotta Love the South

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  1. PPK 32

    PPK 32 Active Member

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    You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others. Southerners can be so polite!

    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R Allah be Praised."

    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

    Pause...

    Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

    Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

    Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "
  2. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

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  3. tntrucker

    tntrucker New Member

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    That's great.
  4. Maximilian II

    Maximilian II New Member

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    That explains the aerobatics I saw that day driving around I-285! Right over the spot where the interstate goes under the runway.
    Nice!
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