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Discussion in 'VMBB Fire For Effect' started by rooter, May 7, 2009.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    A study worth sharing:

    A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has
    Revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on
    a man can differ depending on where she is in her
    Menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is
    Attracted to men with rugged and
    Masculine features.


    However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends
    To be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his
    Mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

    No further studies are expected.
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    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    Woman's Annual Exam

    Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

    The nurse starts with certain basics.

    'How much do you weigh?' she asks.

    '135,' I say.

    The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

    The nurse asks, 'Your height?'

    '5 foot 7 inches,' I say.

    The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'5.

    She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

    'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

    She put me on Prozac.

    What a bitch!

    ~life is good~

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