Discussion in 'VMBB Fire For Effect' started by rooter, Jan 20, 2005.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Glendale Arizona
    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
    counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
    rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing
    is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
    wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
    drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
    of the long hours, meals will be provided You'll be expected to escort her
    on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above
    the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
    The guy says, "You're BS'n me!"
    The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." CHIEF
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    That's a DANDY one, Chief. I'm sure he could use the pot of gold, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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