Yet another blond joke

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by Mesen, Feb 13, 2006.

  1. Mesen

    Mesen Active Member

    Feb 16, 2001
    Amy, a blonde Texas girl from the city, marries a Texas rancher.

    One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"

    The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one . . . right here."
    Terribly impressed by what he assumed was just another ditzy blond, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple -- by the nail over its stall," Amy explains.

    Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" As she walks away, she turns her head back over her shoulder & says to the man ... "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

    see ya

  2. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    Always pickin' on us blondes. It's worth :D :D :D :D
  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    FUNNY ! ! ! !
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