You know its hot in Texas when...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Jun 27, 2006.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN JULY WHEN. . . .

    The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

    The trees are whistling for the dogs.

    The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

    Hot water now comes out of both taps.

    You can make sun tea instantly.

    You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

    The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

    You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

    You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

    You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

    You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

    Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

    You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

    The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

    Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

    The cows are giving evaporated milk.
     
  2. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    :D :D :D





    (Sounds a lot like Mississippi! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: )
     

  3. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Yep, if i ever move...its gonna be north !!!

    mike
    gn
     
  4. DEANROSS

    DEANROSS New Member

    11
    Jun 26, 2006
    arizona
    lol, sounds 2 much like phoenix only step out at 3 am and your sweating
     
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