You May be Taliban If......

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dons2346, Jul 11, 2010.

  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2009
    Move between WA and points south
    1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

    11. Your cousin is president of the United States!
  2. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
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