You might be a gun nut if.......

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  1. Rommelvon

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    If you ever seriously thought about dabbing a little Hoppe's #9 on your neck before going out on a date, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you buy some checkering tools, checker all your gun stocks, and then start on the bedposts, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you cannot recall how many firearms you own, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you buy a gun that's just like that other gun you have except the barrel is 1/2" shorter (or longer), you just might be a gun nut.
    If you buy a gun at a shop only to find out you used to own it a couple of years ago, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you know twelve different names for one caliber of cartridge, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you ever clean a gun that hasn't been shot in the week since you cleaned it last, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you consider naming your unborn child Winchester or Remington, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you purchased two Glocks and two Sigs just to see which brand was better, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your drive to work is filled with reverie about why Ed's Red actually works, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you strip all the paint off our car and refinish it with cold blue, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you ever bought ammo in a caliber for which you have no gun, because you thought some day you MIGHT get a gun in that caliber, you just be be a gun nut.
    If your collection of American Rifleman back issues, Gun Digests and reloading manuals cost you a premium the last time you moved, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you have more than one gun that "kills on both ends," you just might be a gun nut.
    If you buy high capacity magazines for a gun you have not bought yet, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you take your guns out of the safe each night and handle them, just so you can wipe them off before putting them away, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your mother-in-law asks what new gun junk you want for Christmas this year, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you see TV footage of the war in Bosnia and wish you were there to pick up the brass, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you drive 300 miles just to ogle (and fire) HK-MP5s (and Stens, Uzis, BMGs and whatever else shows up at Knob Creek), you just might be a gun nut.
    If you keep a loaded gun hidden in every room in the house, including the bathroom and kitchen, "just in case," and then keep one on you at all times just in case someone breaks in while you're in the hallway, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you consider it unpatriotic not to own at least one .45 and one .22, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you named your pocket pistol "Little Guy" and your 12 gauge "Big Jake," you just might be a gun nut.
    If you own reloading dies for calibers that you do not shoot, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you tape American Shooter so you can pause, reverse and fast forward to do a complete analysis of the show, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you understand Smith & Wesson's model numbers, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you ever bought two brands of the same weight and type of bullet, just to see if one "shot better," you just might be a gun nut.
    If you keep a collection of different cartridges at your place of work as a "conversation piece," you just might be a gun nut.
    If you take your wife on vacation to a gun show for your 10th Anniversary and she is as excited to go as you are, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you ever had to explain, "It's NOT the same gun, it's a different VARIANT . . . " you just might be a gun nut.
    If you and your new father-in-law go to a gun show on your wedding day, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you have life memberships in more than one shooting organization, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you read that "Brady II" would outlaw possession of more than 1,000 rounds of ammunition and think, "I have more than that rolling around loose in the trunk of my car!" you just might be a gun nut.
    If watching The Lion King gives you the itch for a .470 Nitro Express, you just might be a gun nut.
    If, while watching the movie Terminator 2, you have to leave the room in tears and mournful sobs after Arnold Schwartzenneger throws the CAR-16 off the moving tractor trailer and it goes bouncing away, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you go to three different gun shows within a month and your excited every single time, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your guns are cleaner than your residence, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you have 5 different guns being DROSed at 3 different FFL dealers, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you plunked down a $130 deposit on a Seecamp after waiting two years for them to accept your order, and are still willing to wait another two years for them to make your pistol, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your mom gives you a new Springfield Armory .308 sniper rifle for Christmas, you just might be a gun nut.
    If four local gun shops know you by name, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you have your own BATF agent (mounted any suitable way), you just might be a gun nut.
    If you're friends with 90% of the employees at all the local gun shops, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you identify the gun on the cover of Dillon's Blue Press before you even notice the girl, you just might be a gun nut.
    If, when you stop in at the local gun shop, they ask you questions like: "How was work?" "How are the wife and kids?" "We're gonna order some food, ya want in?" etc., you just might be a gun nut.
    If you have more gunpowder stashed in your home than your local sporing goods store has on hand, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you can wallpaper your house with old issues of Shotgun News, Gun List, Guns & Ammo, etc., you just might be a gun nut.
    If all of your children are life members of the NRA, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your children are named "Ogive" and "Meplat," you just might be a gun nut.
    If you make $30 per hour at work, but spend 30 minutes on your knees at the range looking for that last piece of .40 S&W brass, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you have Brownell's on speed dial, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you trimmed down 100 10mm cases to form .357 Sig brass before commercial supplies of this brass were available, you just might be a gun nut.
    If the custom door lock pulls on your Jeep are .223 Rem cases and the gear shift knob is a .50 BMG, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your girl friend thinks that aura of Hoppe's #9 is your favorite after shave, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you have guns in your safe that you can't for the life of you remember how you came by, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you wish you could buy The Blue Book of Gun Values in hard cover, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you watch old WWII movies and can identify all the rifles and handguns, but can't remember who stared in the movie or what it was about, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you consider it a point of honor to buy factory ammo only if you need the brass, you just might be a gun nut.
    If, when you hear or see the numbers 221 you automatically think "fireball," 257 you think "Roberts," 218 "Bee," 4570 "government," etc., and can't stop, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your pickup is subject to search at any given time because, in your state, empty cartridge cases rolling around the floor are considered probable cause. you just might be a gun nut.
    If you read the sports section of the newspaper just for the gun ads, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you get a flat and realize that you've got 400 pounds of shot, a Hefty bag each of wads and empty hulls, and enough primers to re-open the main shaft of the Lost Dutchman on top of your spare tire, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you wonder what size rings you would need to mount the Hubble Space Telescope on a varmint rifle, you just might be a gun nut.
    If .22LR cartridges frequently find their way into your wife's washing machine, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your gun safe cost more than your dining room set, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you work for the military and have more shooting experience then the guys in uniform you work with, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you teenage daughter's next date is introduced to you while your sitting at the loading bench cleaning your M-1, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you visit the shooting range more then twice a week, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your wife says to buy a gun she would like you to sell one first, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you have ever had your local sporting goods store call your house and ask, "We are doing a stock order, did you need anything?" . . . you just might be a gun nut.
    If the checkering pattern of your favorite 1911 is permanently impressed in your palm, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your bridal registry is at the local gun shop, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you have more cubic feet of your home devoted to gun-related materials than clothing, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you can identify on sight all rifle bolt-faces as in: "That's a Ruger, that's a Savage, that's a Winchester . . ." you just might be a gun nut.
    If the largest gun store in your area calls you if they need something they can't get elsewhere, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you're a computer specialist and you have more issues of Shotgun News and Gun List than MacWeek and PCWeek, you just might be a gun nut.
    You actually consider buying the camo sexy underwear advertised for your sweetie in some gun catalogs, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you bought 7 or more AK-47s just so you could have different ones from different countries (Bulgarian, Romanian, Russian, Yugoslavian, Egyptian, Chinese, etc.), you just might be a gun nut.
    If your phone number, license plate, extension at work, etc. relates to some kind of bullet caliber . . . ON PURPOSE, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you have framed targets hanging in your bathroom, hallway, or at work, etc. with tight groups that you have shot, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you can read the same issue of SGN/GL/etc. everyday until the new issue comes out, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you tag pages in SGN/GL for later reference, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you own enough guns to arm everyone on your block, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you own 4 AR-15s configured EXACTLY the same but by different manufactures (Colt, Bushmaster, Olympic Arms, Armalite, etc.) just because you can, you just might be a gun nut.
    If the last 5 guns you bought are never to be fired, you just might be a gun nut.
    If, when buying a new gun, you plead with your gun shop to keep it until you have space for it, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your wife wants to wear black leather so you buy her a carry holster, you just might be a gun nut.
    You have Trijicon Night-Lights in your bedroom, you just might be a gun nut.
    Your mailbox has a Weaver Rail on top, you just might be a gun nut.
    You can't figure out why your non-shooting friends laugh when you say, "Bushmaster," you just might be a gun nut.
    You would like to see Bill Clinton or Barbara Boxer spend even one hour after midnight at a Washington, DC bus-stop without their bodyguards, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you build a gun rack in your bedroom and it's closer to you than your wife, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you can identify gunshots from faraway as to caliber, whether from a rifle or pistol, brand of gun, grains of powder used, *what* powder and at what velocity, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you ever stumbled across a cache of once-fired brass for a caliber you don't own, but hoarded it anyway, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your answer to the recent rec.guns newsgroup thread, "How many guns do you need?" is, "How many do you have room for in your house?" you just might be a gun nut.
    If you stockpiled thousands of primers during the infamous "Primer Famine of 1994," you just might be a gun nut.
    If a friend knows you reload and gives you a set of dies of a caliber you do not already have, and you go out a buy a gun so you can use the FREE dies, you just might be a gun nut.
    If, when you do the wash, several spent casings fall out of your rolled-up sleeves, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you go to a gun show and contemplate buying a particular gun for a half an hour before you remember that you already have that one, you just might be a gun nut.
    If, when you go to the magazine rack, you check the Guns and Ammo cover to see if there are new guns as compared to checking the Playboy cover to see what it is offering, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you own more reloading manuals than Bibles, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you own a BAYONET for a gun you haven't bought yet, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you buy a gun that is a duplicate of one you already have because the original one might break someday . . . you just might be a gun nut.
    If you name your first-born boy MAK90, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you'd rather have a $10,000 PSG-1 and drive a $600 car rather than drive a $10,000 car and have a $600 gun, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you preach how stupid gun laws/bans are at work when you work in a predominantly ANTI-gun company, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you would rather ban alcohol than high-capacity clips/magazines, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you name your first-born girl LadySmith, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your kid's disposable diapers come in camo battle packs, you just might be a gun nut.
    If it bothers you more when 007 runs out of ammo than when the BOND girl dies, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your key-ring fob is a converted .50BMG cartridge, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your driver's license says "must wear night-vision goggles," you just might be a gun nut.
    If you watch La Femme Nikita just to see the HK MP5s, you just might be a gun nut.
    If "Miller Time" means plinking at beer cans, you just might be a gun nut.
    If the highlight of your week is discovering that 6 .40S&W hollowpoints fit perfectly in a plastic 35mm film canister (5 up/1 down in the middle), you just might be a gun nut.
    If you put a Hogue Grip on your car's parking brake, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you retrofit a laser sight to your TV remote control, you just might be a gun nut.
    If it takes you several minutes leafing through Small Arms of the World to find a gun you have never fired, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you have a callus on your shoulder, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you've ever sent a scope (that was never dropped) back to Leupold for repair, you just might be a gun nut.
    If factories ask *you* how well their guns hold up, you just might be a gun nut.
    If Hornady's largest midwestern distributor informs you that you've bought over half of all the Vector ammo they've ever had in stock, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you even had the thought, "I wonder what scale that little kids Animal Crackers are, compared to Regulation silhouettes?" you just might be a gun nut.
    If your standard Sunday-afternoon question to guys selling surplus ammo at gun shows is "How much for all of it, so you don't have to lug it home?" you just might be a gun nut.
    If RCBS asked *you* for load data for the .357 Sig, (before it was published) you just might be a gun nut.
    If you shoot enough Berdan-primed ammo that you are on a first-name basis with your local scrap metal dealer, you just might be a gun nut.
    If, upon seeing your 1978 wildcatting project (a .375 on a .50 Sharps 3 1/4" case, 3340 FPS with a 300 Sierra boat tail), Elmer Keith says "You're nuts!" you just might be a gun nut.
    If Keith Francis (at JGS, the chambering reamer company), answers your phone calls "What have you dreamed up *this* time?" you just might be a gun nut.
    If you own a firearm listed in the Guinness Book of World Records, you just might be a gun nut.
    You go to a marriage counselor, he asks you which you like better, shooting or sex, and you think it's the stupidest question you've ever heard, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you're in the army reserves, and they can't figure out why every time they send you out to shoot the M60 with 100 rounds, you return with a shot-out barrel (it never dawns on them you're bringing your own ammo . . . ), you just might be a gun nut.
    If you keep a copy of one of Elmer Keith's books on your coffee table, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you spend more on ammo each month than on food, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you list your local FFL dealer as a dependent on your tax return, you just might be a gun nut.
    If a topless joint with free admission is half a mile away, and instead you drive 40 miles to the shooting range on a Saturday night, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you alternate Silvertips and Hydra-Shocks in your magazines because they look prettier that way, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you guess range and windage whenever you look at road signs, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you have more .50 caliber ammo cans than the local U. S. Army Reserves armory, you just might be a gun nut.
    If your gun collection is worth more than your automobile, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you have to run out to the range this weekend to shoot up some ammo because you need some brass to reload, you just might be a gun nut.
    If seeing Bill Clinton's picture automatically sends you into Condition Orange, you just might be a gun nut.
    If you're still reading this inane list, you are a gun nut.
  2. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

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    Thanks Rom
    You might be a CCW'er if

    -You start your day selecting what clothes do not print.

    -While shopping for a new belt, you select one by what goes best with your holster.

    -2:30, 3:00, 4:00 are not times of the day.

    -OWB, IWB are very different internet terms than LOL

    -The most expensive part of your dress attire is that custom made leather holster you wear.

    - Instead of family photos in your wallet you have concealed carry permits.

    -Family members are tired of you asking “can you see my handgun under this shirt?”

    -$200 is to much to spend for a pair of shoes but your holster was made by a 100 year old Native American in New Mexico, which is made out of a now extinct species, and cost more than you make a month.

    -Baggy pants are not only a young mans style but it is the only way you can manage to get your IWB holster in your pants.

    -You laugh at any full size auto under .45 ACP but carry a $1,000 9mm because it is really really small.

    -Bending over to tie your shoes is a hard task but you can manage to contort you body in to unimaginable ways to see how your new gun feels while wearing it.

    -It takes you 15 minutes to pick which one of your carry guns would be perfect to wear on your latest outing.

    -As soon as you get home you clean lint off your gun but have not run the sweeper on the carpet in a month.

    -If you ever asked your significant other “does this 1911 make me look fat?”

    -A major goal of yours it to get every CCW permit from every state that issue out of state permits.

    -Your hip has a cramp because you slept the wrong way on your holster last night.

    - You have trouble remembering you cell phone number but you know every concealed carry law from every state.
  3. Mark

    Mark New Member

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    How about...

    If you buy a custom barrel from a famous maker, then order a rifle to put it on...

    Mark
  4. hankroberts

    hankroberts New Member

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    How about...

    Someone asks "Just how many guns DO you have" and you realize you don't have a clue...

    You begin to inventory them in your mind, and go over thirty before leaving the first category (rifle, pistol, shotgun, black powder)...

    You actually REMEMBER all those guns...

    You have more firearms disassembled for work, than most of your friends HAVE firearms...

    Your son who is a Marine machinegunner walks into the 'gun room', looks around, and says "Good Grief: look at the firepower..."

    A friend in law enforcement calls: he's considering a new firearm and wants to know if he can come by your house and browse...

    If you buy 4 Mini-14 mags at an auction online, and they send you Mini-30 mags by mistake. You buy a Mini-30 so you'll have a use for the mags and don't waste shipping charges for the return...

    You can think of things to add to the original post, from personal experience...
  5. bunnyhunter12

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    Easy..............
    You're sitting at your computer right now and can see more than three guns without turning your head.

    Your overheard your friend's wife on the phone with one of her girlfriends say, "so the boys are having their Friday night gun cleaning party, what are we going to do?"

    The world looks and sounds so weird without my hearing protection and shooting glasses.

    You get complimented on the beautiful finish on your coffee table................ good old Number 9.

    You know what clay pigeons taste like.

    Your strong shoulder kinda hurts right now and it feels like victory.

    The "bottomless clip" effect on movies REALLY upsets you.

    You said your best friend's newborn son was as handsome as a Parker-Hale, Enfield conversion with an American walnut Monte Carlo stock. And he said "thanks man, that means a lot."

    There is a choke tube wrench somewhere on your person right now.

    You need more guns, there is no "want" about it, NEED.

    You have explained the difference between 5.56NATO and .223 Rem. three times this week.
  6. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    All of the above apply !!!!!! :) :)
  7. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    I'm more than 1/2 Nuts! :D
  8. Colorado1135

    Colorado1135 New Member

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    I read that list to my wife and only three times she said, well that doesn't fit you ;)
    - true story!
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    bunnyhunter12 New Member

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    I have more.....

    No one bats an eye when they ask you for a lighter, you reach in your pocket and hand them a 12ga. shell by mistake.

    Every time you get dragged to the mall you get depressed when you pass by Target, you know where you'd rather be.

    Every time you hear about a drive-by in the bad part of town you're willing to go pick up the brass "fo yo nine".

    Let your right hand fall by your side.............. I bet your trigger finger is indexed.

    You can identify each of your guns by smell.

    You know instantly on picking up a shotshell that a pellet of #7 1/2 shot is missing out of that one.

    You consider moving to Hollywood and taking up professional dumpster diving, lots of brass after a war movie shoot.

    All your safes are full but you bought a new gun, so you buy a new safe. This makes you nearly giddy with anticipation of filling the new safe.

    All your friends have expressed their plans to "bug out" to your place when SHTF.

    Watching a movie there is a fine line between, "cool, that was SO COOL," and "FAKE, there's no WAY........"!

    You watch Saving Private Ryan, Full Metal Jacket, The War Wagon, Empire, and Domino without ever seeing a gun you have not had in the collection.

    There is a reinforced area somewhere on your roof in case, someday, the Phalanx CIWS comes down a little in price.

    You're not landscaping, you're pushing back the tree line, clearing fields of fire.
  10. Warpaint

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    HEy,

    I'm lucky! I only drive 250 miles to Knob creek~~~!!!!!!!!;)
  11. Another one: You swear loudly every time you hear some stupid movie cop say something like, "the victim was shot with a .38 automatic," or you see some dork "gangsta" shooting an auto pistol holding it sideways. :D
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    Another, and on a personal note... 'Your idea of baby-proofing the house was to remove the stack of ammo from the office floor...'

    :eek::eek:
  13. woolleyworm

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    Re: You ARE gun nut if.......

    The first thing you do in the morning before taking a leak, is to check TFF for new posts and the next new Toy from GN !:p

    also... you might be a GunNut if you know exactly who GN is:D
  14. johnlives4christ

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    you didnt know what a phalanx CIWS was but wanted to see if it was a gun.

    you're ticked cause ebay wont allow magazines, or ammo

    you've tried more than 5 differant gun oils

    you buy a cartridge belt for a gun caliber you dont have because it was a good deal.

    you've asked " how much for the whole box" when talking about a gunshops used holsters

    you dont see anything wrong with paying 70.oo for a holster, and while explaining it to your wife mentioned the 70.oo shoes, and then thought the arguement was over.

    you have more than 1 set of grips for the same gun

    you have more than 1 holter for the same pistol

    you go shopping for a new camera and wonder how well it would take gun pics

    you seperate your brass by caliber, even though you dont reload...YET

    you see a roll of dimes at the bank and remember about them loading dimes in a shotgun shell in the old west.... then think... one day....

    you've ever pulled both triggers on a side by side coach gun

    then wanted to do it again!

    guns are labeled... housegun, cargun, workgun, carry gun

    you have a framed picture of a gun on your wall.

    you have more pictures of your guns then you do of your wife

    you remember the serial numbers of 2 or more guns you have.

    you remember the serial number of a gun you traded off

    you have gun company phone numbers in your cell phone contacts list

    you've never met a 5 gallon bucket you DIDNT want to fill with water and shoot

    you dont like watermellon but have tried to grow them just to shoot at.

    you have ever sold something to finance a gun purchase.

    you're glad there are more people on this forum just like you

    you have ammo in a caliber that you've never had a gun to match
  15. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

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    wow I have read every thing great post!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
  16. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

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    You might be a gun nut if one of your dogs is named "Colt"
    True story.
  17. daveinvegas

    daveinvegas New Member

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    I once took out a loan on my car to buy an Automag.

    My guns are worth more than BOTH of my cars and the mobile home.

    I once bought a Dawson Precision fiber optic front sight then bought a gun to put it on.

    And I'm proud to say that I AM a gun nut.
  18. Maximilian II

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    ...if you know how to conceal a medium frame semiauto pistol while wearing a KILT...properly...
  19. Lori Mick

    Lori Mick New Member

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    Well I think guns are so sexy!
  20. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

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    Not sure, but does crying yourself to sleep at night because you can't afford another one count?
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