You Might Be a Redneck...

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  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    If you wrote these C&W song titles:


    It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That chewed My Ass Out All Day Long

    If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

    I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

    I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

    I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

    I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

    I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

    If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

    My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

    She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

    You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

    Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

    :D :D :D
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Are you tryin' to tell us something, GF???????????
  3. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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  4. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    What about "I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in My Bed While I Cry Over You"

    :D :D
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