Your First Christmas Joke ......

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  1. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Well-Known Member

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    First Christmas Joke

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

    The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

    'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

    The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

    Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

    The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


    The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

    And So The Christmas Season
    Begins......
  2. flintlock

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    You can always tell the Irish. You just can't tell them much! Good joke!
  3. Buckshot

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    Ba-dump-bump. :D
  4. terryu1

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    Twelve in a row .. every other one a Maserati LOL Good one for the season.
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