Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by johnlives4christ, Jun 2, 2009.
i love your momma jokes
your momma is so black, when she gets in the car, the oil light comes on.
your momma is so black if she cuts herself she don't bleed she smokes!
your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
Your momma is so gross she invited me to dinner and when I asked what we were going to be having she put her foot on a plate and said corn!
your momma is so dumb, she voted for obama....
sorry that was below the belt
OUCH! That was cold!
Yo mamma's so fat that she's got more Chins than a Chinese Phonebook...
Your momma's so poor, burglars broke in and LEFT money
Ok, I'll join in...
Your momma's so old, when God said , "Let there be light" she was there to flip the switch.
Your momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
Your momma's so poor, I went to her house and stepped on a burning cigarette, and she yelled at me for turning off the heat.
your momma is so fat she stepped on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
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