your momma is so....

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  1. johnlives4christ

    johnlives4christ Former Guest

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    i love your momma jokes

    your momma is so black, when she gets in the car, the oil light comes on.
  2. JUNKKING

    JUNKKING Active Member

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    your momma is so black if she cuts herself she don't bleed she smokes!

    your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

    Your momma is so gross she invited me to dinner and when I asked what we were going to be having she put her foot on a plate and said corn!
  3. johnlives4christ

    johnlives4christ Former Guest

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    your momma is so dumb, she voted for obama....

    sorry that was below the belt :)
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    bcj1755 New Member

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    OUCH! That was cold!:eek::p
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    Yo mamma's so fat that she's got more Chins than a Chinese Phonebook...
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    ilovenxstage New Member

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    Your momma's so poor, burglars broke in and LEFT money
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    bcj1755 New Member

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    Ok, I'll join in...

    Your momma's so old, when God said , "Let there be light" she was there to flip the switch.

    Your momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.

    Your momma's so poor, I went to her house and stepped on a burning cigarette, and she yelled at me for turning off the heat.
  8. johnlives4christ

    johnlives4christ Former Guest

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    your momma is so fat she stepped on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
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