Read today that the YUGO production was ending. So, to celebrate the automobile oddities demise . . . Yu*go (yoo-go) n. 1) Small, economical, Yugoslavian-built automobile. 2) 4x4 hood ornament. adj. 1) What dosen't happen when you press the accelerator. Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo? A. Put a gallon of milk in the back seat. Q. What comes with every Yugo User's Manual? A. The bus schedule. What do Yugos have in common with Ferarris? - A Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds. - A Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds. Actually, a Yugo CAN accelerate as fast as a Ferarri, ...if you give it a fast enough running start, so it clears the cliff's edge... Q. How do you fix a broken Yugo? A. 1) Lift off the radiator cap. 2) Push off cliff. 3) and drive brand-new one underneath radiator cap. (30-mile/3-day warranty included!) A man entered an auto parts store... Man: "I need a windshield wiper blade for a Yugo." Clerk: "Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade." I once bought a Yugo with a tow package. ...It was in the front. Q. Why does a Yugo have rear a window defroster? A. To keep your hands warm as you push it. Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a big hill? A. A miracle! What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo? Passengers. Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident. The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast. A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade." I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo, but it doesn't". How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour? Push it over a cliff. Why don't Yugo's sustain much damage in a front-end collision? The tow truck takes the impact. What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire? Totalled.