100.00 bill

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  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    Bob got home late one night and, Becky, his wife says, "Where in the he!! have you been?" Bob replies, "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?" she frowned, "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the he!! were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust..."Why on earth would a retired person get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

    "Well I did it for four reasons!" Bob replied.

    "One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, four, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"



    Bob is recovering in room 234 at St. Joseph Hospital.
     
  2. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

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    LOL ROFL :D:D:D:D:D i have a buddy whos a tattoo artist he would love this!

    Great joke keep'em coming
     

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